LordSexMachine

adult-sasuke:

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

iguanamouth:

remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

officialweatherwax:

lolotehe:

portentsofwoe:

soih:

kaijuno:

HR: if they work 40 hours a week u have to give them benefits

Big company: hmm okay. They shall work 39

HR: if they work 8 hours u have to give them a half hour lunch and intermittent breaks 

company: 7 hours and 50 minutes, it is 

the law: if theyre employees you have to pay for benefits

company: lets staff through a temp service and wait so long to hire them in they quit out of frustration

the law: You must pay them this and no less.

company: I shall pay them that and no more.

The law: you have to pay your employees

Company: then we’ll replace them all with interns

fyeahmarvel:

#mmm whatcha say.gif

tiktoksithinkarefunny:

fyeahegerton:

Back off, you geeks! You can make animals, if you like, that’s fine – inanimate objects. But if you carry on, trying to take actor’s jobs, we’re gonna track you down and give you a taste of what YOU fear the most – natural light! 

laviebohemianrhapsody:

millennial-review:

“millenials are so stupid, they can’t perform basic life skills” cries the generation that failed to teach their children basic life skills

dabitrans:

Holy shit.

nautilusopus:

dabuttershutter:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

nautilusopus:

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

Mission parameters set.

Fuck that noise.

YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

The short answer is it didn’t.

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

wh

who’s this..?

don’t even worry about it he’s fine

it’s fine